“The conscientious arsonist doesn't just set the building on fire; first he fills the fire extinguishers with petrol.”
“Wow. What'd he do to deserve that? Rescue orphans from a burning building? If so, you might want to make sure he didn't set the building on fire in the first place.”
“I didn't set fire to the building.""No, but you did pull it into the river.""That put the fire out!”
“Pay For Soup/Build A Fort/Set That On Fire”
“He set me on fire just by breathing.”
“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”