“Whoa, hello, assertiveness! How lovely to make your acquaintance.”

“Friends are how God apologizes for your family."---Mike”

“A good rock band is like a great lover. Their rhythms simultaneously jolt and calm you. They know when and where to tease you to make it feel the best, how to draw from you the ultimate pleasure.”

“I'm the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class with her.”

“You're damn skippy I am.”

“... I completely forgot about the pizza until the cops showed up.”

“A library is a fueling station for your mind.”