“human emotions are a bother, but we'd be bored stiff without them!”
“I never thought meeting you would be this boring. I thought we'd put our Italian emotion into gear and scream the place down. I never expected indifference.”
“She didn't bother to understand it all; it was history--boring boring boring.”
“Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff.”
“Sometimes a b.f.f makes you go W.T.F but without them we'd all be a little less richer in our lives .”
“Birthdays: without them we'd be immortal. But just because you're not immortal, doesn't mean you can't be immature indefinitely.”