“As a child, I was an imaginary playmate.”
“A child’s imaginary playmate just might actually be there.”
“I was the green monkey, the pariah. And I had no friends. Not just a few friends, or one good friend, or grudging acceptance by other misfits and outcasts. I was alone. All stinking alone, without even an imaginary playmate.”
“I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.”
“The imaginary child implied by the toys on exhibit in Hong Kong was impossible to reconcile with my actual child. I didn't think I'd like to meet the imaginary child they implied. That child was mad with contradictions. He was a machine-gun-toting, Chopin-playing psychopath with a sugar high and a short attention span.”
“Every child's dream is to push a button and kill imaginary friends.”