“Larry, wouldn't it be a fine thing, a swell thing, a boon to the community of man and to all creatures great and small, if this girl's soul was as ripe and stunning as her ass.”

“But man by his nature is an unnatural animal. If any creature stands a chance of defeating death, it is man.”

“When we accept small wonders, we qualify ourselves to imagine great wonders.”

“They glared at her the way any intelligent persons ought to glare when what they need is a smoke, a bite, a cup of coffee, a piece of ass, or a good fast-paced story, and all they're getting is philosophy.”

“The brown paper bag is the only thing civilized man has produced that does not seem out of place in nature.”

“Existence can be rearranged. A man can be many things. I am special and free. And the world is round round round.”

“Our great human adventure is the evolution of consciousness. We are in this life to enlarge the soul, liberate the spirit, and light up the brain.”