“It would have been nice to have had unicorns.”
“The rainbow in place of the unicorn? Why didn't God just restore the unicorn? We animals would have been happier with that, instead of a big hint in the sky about God's magnanimity every time it stopped raining.”
“It felt nice to be spooned. It would have been better to have been forked, but at this point, I would take whatever I could get.”
“I would rather have Sign of the Unicorn than all the boys in the valleys.”
“I only know it would have been nice to be making love instead of attempting murder.”
“Still, the painful death of that unicorn had been satisfying to watch”