“You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.”

“I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.”

“It wasn’t human nature to leave things alone. It was normal for people to try to fix things that didn’t need to be fixed; or, infinitely worse, trying to fix things that were broken, because some things are meant to be broken--”

“Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.”

“Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.”

“Never believe what they say; they always lie. I have a saying: Whatever they say, do the opposite, and you’ll never go wrong.”

“I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.”