“So, you can make me come, that doesn't make you Jesus.”

“and if there is a way to find you, I will find you. but will you find me if Neil makes me a tree”

“The violence between women is unbelievable...women try to make each other crawl so that their knees are bleeding.”

“So then I though I'd make some plans, but Fire thought she'd really rather be Water instead...”

“This is very simple in the world of chicks: some are hoochies, some are not, and some should never try to be. It's no different from the idea of sports. Now, I can go on my little rowing machine for four times a week, twenty-two minutes a time, and I can feel as if I flirt with the sporting world. Similar to the idea that a woman can put on something cuter for her man, for those moments, and flirt with garments that a hoochie woman might be pushing. But never for one moment should you get confused. My little rowing machine and I cannot consider ourselves athletes. Wearing the same garment does not a hoochie woman make. So if you are a true hoochie woman, may garments below the navel always be in your future. If you are not, then please don't throw away your cotton zippy jacket.”

“Hair is gray and the firers are burning. So many dreams on the shelf. You say I wanted you to be proud of me. I always wanted that myself.”

“God sometimes you just don't come through,Do you need a woman to look after you?”