“Whether your glass is half full or half empty there's still room for more wine.”

“Many writers are recognized for their PHD mentality--Poor, Hungry and Driven.”

“Money is my drug of choice--and you can't make money if you're always stoned or high. (Twila Taunton in Redneck P.I.)”

“Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”

“...she was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more...”

“People who argue whether the glass is half empty or half full are probably not thirsty.”

“The night is full of shadows and half truths”