“Time for the likeliest story since Mary told Joseph it was God’s.”
“Jesus, Mary and Joseph”
“Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was going to squirt tears. How unprofessional.”
“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. He was about to engage in some hellaciously naughty fornication.”
“Are you going to tell me who she is?" she asked."A psychiatrist," Nick shot back."Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, it's about time," his mother replied.”
“...[Joseph] and the Virgin Mary got turned away from the inn and had to go sleep in the manger. (Not with the manager, like Troo says.)”