“Monogamy is like croquet: you get the hang of it, eventually, but it’s never fun to play.”
“I say, Billy, what’s the use in playing croquet when you’re doomed?He says, Frankie, what’s the use of not playing croquet when you’re doomed?”
“Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.”
“You should know what happens when you play with fire, Cahill. Eventually, you'll get burned.”
“If it turned out Brandon Stark also likes to dress up as Strwberry Shortcake while playing croquet with his miniture pony collection, I totally wouldn't be surprised anymore.”
“This is a great idea,” said Trey. “You kids should totaly go see that play. Make a whole day of it. Grab some dinner and hang out at the library or whatever it is you do for fun.”