“I'm so bitter right now that if the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse showed up I'd give them directions.”
“Self-preservation is a biological imperative even in the lowest of life forms, but annoyance is a trait exclusive to the most deviant.”
“I might be lying, but that did happen.”
“The spirits of your dead ancestors are watching you masturbate.”
“I don't want to win a trip to fucking Sandals!”
“Ayn Volk, Ayn Reich, Ayn Rand!”
“It comes and it goes, but mostly it goes.”