“here lies a stupid son of a bitch who tried to make Death a company cop”
“Fate is a fickle bitch who dotes on irony.” The Black Company pg 447”
“Who all is in there? Speak up and be quick about it!' 'A Methodist and a son a bitch!”
“Being dead didn't make Jack Mercy any less of a son of a bitch”
“Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.”
“You’re a sick son of a bitch. I’m your judge and jury. I find you guilty as charged and the sentence is death, mother fucker!”