“here lies a stupid son of a bitch who tried to make Death a company cop”

“And if you're doing a deal with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing.”

“Never do business with a religious son-of-a-bitch. His word ain't worth a shit -- not with the Good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.”

“The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment; they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.”

“Shoot the bitch and write a book. That's what I did.”

“Nobody owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.”

“The self is like a pimping blackmailing chauffeur who gets you from here to there on word lines.”