“Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.”

“If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.”

“Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.”

“There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope.”

“If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”

“You're still in love''No I'm not, I'm not She'll always be a part of me, and she's an important person in my life but for the two of us something wasn't working.''What element?''We never found out”

“The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.”