“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”

“The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”

“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.”

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”