“ Ain't you been listening? I'm YUSUKE URAMESHI... the same ornery dawg you've always known and loved. So I have a DEMON ANCESTOR! Big Deal! I'm still going To KICK Sensui's sorry butt! -Yusuke ”

“Now that I am awake I shall reveal my true form.. to the world!!" Hahahaha! Hey You Morons! I'm Just Kidding! -Yusuke YuYu Hakusho”

“The guy I was fighting earlier... He'll do. Get him out here... Waste of my time, man. How Dare.. ..You-?!Whomp!! -Yusuke (YuYU Hakusho)”

“Urameshi.. This may be our team's last match. If that's the case... ...We'll make it ONE HECK OF A SHOW!! -Kuwabara YuYu Hakusho”

“The rat gave birth. Six little ones...cute baby rats... None of them are like Hitler.”

“You're a freak, you know that? You've always been a freak. Everyone says so. They always have.""I'm trying not to be.”

“I see ridiculous stories about my butt, like how it has been insured. I feel like saying, "Hey, everyone has a butt. It's not that big a deal!" But I suppose it's flattering. Personally, I've always loved the curvy look. Even when I was a little girl and all my friends would be like, "Oh, my god, your butt's so big." And I'd say, "I love it.”