“Whether or not she believes in fairy tales, every girl is a princess to someone”
“Do I look like a freaking fairy - tale princess to you?”
“Goldenrod Moram had a first name that sounded like it belonged in the middle of a fairy tale, where she would be the dazzling princess in need of rescuing.”
“...which fairy-tale princess ever chose her maid over her prince?”
“And our lady friend, she thinks life works like a fairy tale.'Well, that’s harmless, isn’t it?'Yeah, but in fairy tales, when someone dies... it’s just a word.”
“None of [the books are] worth reading. There are no fairy tales, no faerie tails, no sword-swinging princesses or lightning-throwing gods.”