“It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.”
“The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.”
“There are a set of religious, or rather moral writers, who teach that virtue is the certain road to happiness, and vice to misery, in this world. A very wholesome and comfortable doctrine, and to which we have but one objection, namely, that it is not true.”
“I would sooner have fifty unnatural vices than one unnatural virtue. It is unnatural virtue that makes the world, for those who suffer, such a premature Hell.”
“Dali is like a man who hesitates between talent and genius, or, as one might once have said, between vice and virtue.”