“We're interested in the mass-merchandising of anything. If there was a market in mass-produced portable nuclear weapons, we'd market them too”

“Regrettably, all the people I know in Florida don't know about anything outside their great country. Plus they expect everyone to understand what they're talking about”

“I know you're Belgian, that's where those waffles come from”

“Luxury items are those things that are mass-produced by a third party and marketed to us to purchase so that we can express our individuality. ”

“That pompous phrase (graphic novel) was thought up by some idiot in the marketing department of DC. I prefer to call them Big Expensive Comics.”

“Don't be strategic or coy. Strategic and coy are for jackasses. Be brave. Be authentic.”

“If we could bottle your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands.”