“I don't see what my arse has to do with enchantings!”
“What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods”
“All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.”
“I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.”
“It's absurd to see an enchanted princess in every girl who walks by. What do you think you are, a troubadour?”
“I never fell. I don't care what they say. I'm still doing my job, as I see it.”