“You pretty much annoy me and thus can kiss my ass”
“When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass!”
“Babe, look at me.”“Kiss my ass,” I replied.”
“When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!”
“The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.”
“I told him, 'You can start in the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the right, and then you can go back to the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the left. You can just kiss my big ass.”