“Why do you want to be on The Real World?-Because I want everyone to witness my youthWhy?-Isn't it gorgeous?”
“I want to make a splash in the world, and I want to make one with my dry wit. My dry wit is wetter than you’d imagine.”
“Gratitude is the real treasure God wants us to find, because it isn't the pot of gold but the rainbow that colors our world.”
“Do you know why dead people only go out at night, puppy? Because it's easier to pass for real, in the dark. And I don't want to have to pass. I want to be alive.”
“But even if you have what everyone else wants- if it isn't what you want, it isn't what you want”
“Life isn't a romance novel. The truth is, the reason romance novels sell so well ---- the reason why everyone loves them ---- is because no one's life is actually like that. Everyone WANTS their life to be like that.”