“Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.”

“I don't entirely approve of some of the things I have done, or am, or have been. But I'm me. God knows, I'm me.”

“I've only slept with the men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?”

“The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.”

“Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.”

“Its best to turn to no one, to seek to please no one, as if there were only oneself in the world. The pleasure of others is a by-product after all, and if ever the whispering voices are allowed to crowd out the one voice, the result is this...a sort of high-pitched silliness, a terrible silliness.”

“When the sun comes up, I have morals again.”