“The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.”
“Be sure don't let people's telling you, you are pretty, puff you up; for you did not make yourself, and so can have no praise due to you for it. It is virtue and goodness only, that make the true beauty.”
“People who have no vices, have very few virtues.”
“A penny for your thoughts...you have the primrose! Be sure you are sitting pretty to do things that cost a pretty penny.”
“You pretty much annoy me and thus can kiss my ass”
“General fiction is pretty much about ways that people get into problems and screw their lives up. Science fiction is about everything else.”