“You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking ‘why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS.”
“We may even find out why the duck-billed platypus.**Not why is it anything. Just why it is.”
“It is important to ask yourself why you’re doing what you’re doing and what purpose it serves in the big picture.”
“A blanket could be used like a Love Fleece. I imagine you’re shaking your head. Do you disagree? Fine, then when you’re shivering, I won’t ask if it’s because you’re cold—or because you’re lonely.”
“A brick could be used to squiggle your signature with. And while you’re in the autographing mood, why don’t you sign your name at the bottom of the lunch bill. ”
“You’re not a one hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you.”