“If death is the end of life, what is birth the end of?”

“My #love stories have happy endings, because I stop the tales before dejection, dementia, and death occur.”

“What ends in a W, has no beginning, and is always in the present? Now.”

“In the middle I want to be at the end, at the end I want to be in the beginning, and in the beginning I want to be in bed.”

“A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of the scale holds a lie or the truth. (Hint: The truth is much heavier than a brick.)
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“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up petting a painting instead. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“Question for your life: If love existed an octave above where your vocal range ended, would you buy a dog whistle to get my attention?”