“What ends in a W, has no beginning, and is always in the present? Now.”

“In the middle I want to be at the end, at the end I want to be in the beginning, and in the beginning I want to be in bed.”

“I like the name Lola, because it has LOL in the beginning.”

“A blanket that has arms to hold you when you are sad, now that's what I call a comforter.”

“I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that would render me guilty has not presented itself.”

“If death is the end of life, what is birth the end of?”

“I like movies that keep me guessing until the end. I always guess flowers, because no matter what type of movie, whether romance, mystery, or horror, nobody suspects the flowers.”