“If somebody’s a jerk and says something nasty, be a bigger jerk and say something kind and walk away.”
“The bottom line is: if you were a jerk in your original life, you're probably going to be a bigger undead jerk, If you were a decent person, say a juvenile-services librarian with a secret collection of unicorn figurines, you're probably going to be a kinder, gentler vampire.”
“You can walk away and say "We don't need this." but something in your eyes says "We can beat this.”
“She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might,if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from me.”
“There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable.”
“Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk.”