“How come a boy can be so stupid, but a Daddy, who actually used to be a BOY himself, can be so wonderful?”
“You can be a mama's boy, be a daddy's boy, but you can't be both. So you cling to the one you think you might lose.”
“I wonder… because that’s all I can do. Silently wonder about the hopeless boy who somehow burrowed himself into the forefront of my thoughts and won’t go the hell away.”
“The future is built by people's hopes, boy! That's why I can see it so clearly! Anyway, make a wish! Open your mouth, say the words...and who knows? It may come true! What do you wish for, boy?”
“Who are the hot boys? Dish it, sista! Let's rollerblade over to their houses, so you can flirt!”
“Peanut: Come here puppet boy... make your daddy talk!”