“Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.”
“You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.”
“Trolls can smell the rainbow, trolls can smell the stars. Trolls can smell the dreams you dreamed before you were ever born.”
“Do you have troll turds in your ears?”
“That's all anyone has, and it's always brief, although, of course, some people believe they have a past where they can accumulate things and a future where they will accumulate still more. By the way, speaking of the present moment, do you masturbate a lot?”
“You can be anything in this life no matter what anyone says - all you have to do is believe, just believe in yourself.”