“I don't believe in ONE holy book. I believe all books are holy. Of course, some books are holy shit.”
“Ow! Dammit!""Watch your language. This is a holy place.""Hah!" I grumbled. "If it's so holy, why don't they have a holy elevator? Or a holy librarian who can go fetch the blasted book for us?”
“We have a belief that we need not believe in, no dogmas, no ritual, no mythology, no church, no priest, no holy book--what a relief!”
“It was written in some holy book, apparently, so that made it okay, and probably compulsory.”
“Holy borrowing bibliophile, let's book!”
“Holy books are an insult to a God with good intentions.”