“I don't believe in ONE holy book. I believe all books are holy. Of course, some books are holy shit.”

“I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympathetic, it usually means I haven't been around people in awhile.”

“Hey, O Holy One, if the only people you want to read your book are the ones who already agree with everything in it, what was your point in the first place? Isn't the goal to reach non-believers?”

“Ow! Dammit!""Watch your language. This is a holy place.""Hah!" I grumbled. "If it's so holy, why don't they have a holy elevator? Or a holy librarian who can go fetch the blasted book for us?”

“We have a belief that we need not believe in, no dogmas, no ritual, no mythology, no church, no priest, no holy book--what a relief!”

“The Holy Scriptures were not givento us that we should enclose them in books, but that we should engrave them upon our hearts.”

“It was written in some holy book, apparently, so that made it okay, and probably compulsory.”