“And never, never, dear madam, put 'Wednesday' simply as the date! That way madness lies!”
“...it was never a good idea to date a foreigner. You can never tell when they're lying.' 'hello. Dave was BRITISH.”
“Oh, Neverfell, you’re just not made for undercover work. You can’t lie, my dear, and I can. Leave Madame Appeline and the Doldrums to me. Stay here and keep your head down.”
“Rock Band never got anybody a date. Never.”
“But you have read Madame Bovary?' (I'd never heard of her books.) 'No.”
“Imagine" he said, "never even thinking, 'We are alone,' simply because it has never occurred to you to think that there's any other way to be.”