“(Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey's) Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. ”

“It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's The impurities in our air and water that are doing it”

“What me worry?”

“In the end all you can hope for is the love you felt to equal the pain you've gone through.”

“There are few other four-letter words that hold us all in as much thrall as love.”

“People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.”

“Because I love you.' There. I said it. I can't believe I actually said it. People cast around those words so carelessly. I always cringe whenever I hear kids say it while making out in the hall at school. I love you, babe. I love you, too. Here they're all of sixteen years old and convinced that they've found true love. I always thought I'd have more sense than that, a little more perspective. But here I am, saying it and meaning it.”