“I employ this thing I called The Shovel List.”“A shovel..?”“No, a shovel list. It’s more of a conceptual thing. It’s a list of all the people and things I hate so much I want to hit them in the face with a shovel.”
“Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!”
“So I started shoveling Bob's driveway, which is a strange thing to do at a New Years Eve Party”
“Do you shovel to survive, or survive to shovel?”
“I dig art. With a shovel. In the cemetery.”
“Add children to the list of things I hate.”