“I'd obviously never heard of the group, but my ignorance in literary matters is to blame for that (every book in the world is out there waiting to be read by me).”
“Every book in the world is out there waiting to be read by me.”
“But you have read Madame Bovary?' (I'd never heard of her books.) 'No.”
“I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin.”
“I have no feelings of guilt regarding the books I have not read and perhaps will never read; I know that my books have unlimited patience. They will wait for me till the end of my days.”
“If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.”