“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
“My heart applauds inside my ears, first like a roaring crowd, then slows and slows until it's a solitary person, clapping with unbridled sarcasm. Clap. Clap.Clap.Well done, Ed.Well given up. ”
“A fart is just your arse applauding.”
“Italian men are like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud.”
“Celebrating your achievements and applauding your triumphs is a sure way to refuel your enthusiasm and keep yourself motivated for your future endeavours.”
“Applauds of the ignorant majority are worthless; applauds of the wise minority are priceless! Look carefully, who are applauding you? Look carefully, who are blessing you? Mud in the ground or stars in the sky?”