“...and Magrat was sick all night just at the thought of it and had the dire rear.”
“There's a secret sickness called Lisa. Like all sicknesses, it's miserable and it comes on at night.”
“That struggle was too strong, hateful and long-lasting, which had come on the people,dire wrack and ruin - the greatest of night-evils.”
“He had been drunk over in town, and laid in the gutter all night, and he was a sight to look at. A body would a thought he was Adam, he was just all mud.”
“In a certain light and from a carefully chosen angle, Magrat was not unattractive.”
“Magrat had used a lot of powder to make her face pale and interesting. It combined with the lavishly applied mascara to give the guard the impression that he was looking at two flies that had crashed into a sugar bowl.”