“where would Christianity be today if Jesus had been given ten to twenty with time off for good behavior”

“Twenty to life, she got, with time off for good behavior. You come around next spring. I'll introduce you.”

“Were there a Christian so faithful to his God as I was to her we would all be Jesus Christ today.”

“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”

“This heretical perversion of the message of Jesus that most often passes for Christianity today has been aptly termed churchianity. People go to church, profess a belief in Jesus totally devoid of a belief in his teachings, and then self-righteously proclaim themselves to be "Christians.”

“I think if Jesus would have been alive today, he would have been all about the pot. I think he would have really grooved on it, and that's why he would've gone to jail today.”